If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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