I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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