It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
