South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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