people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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