this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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