i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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