Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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