Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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