I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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