He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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