is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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