This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
When did angry sex become our thing?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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