try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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