yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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