sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
