but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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