its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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