I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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