Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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