just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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