bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Randomize
