I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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