Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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