Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You don't make any sense
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