We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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