yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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