Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
