i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im holly from the hills drunk
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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