How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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