I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
this will be a night to untag.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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