He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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