remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Still dying that you shit outside
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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