i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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