Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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