Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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