K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
she peed on how many people?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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