you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You need Xanax blowdarts
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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