all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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