They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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