If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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