Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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