Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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