She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
