Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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