I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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