We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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