Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
