My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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