do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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