I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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