recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
