just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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