I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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