Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
bring money and cleavage
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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