My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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