I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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