Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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