found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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