So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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